We were Bonnie and Clyde

Sid and Nancy

So fancy

We were supposed to be ride or die

Then I found out that was a lie

Cause you went behind my back

As soon as I found out I gave you a smack

And threw a soda in your face

Told you you were such a disgrace

You were an attention whore

And then you became a bore

So I got you back

Stabbed you in the back

But also in the front

Cause I’m not a cowardly cunt

I made sure you knew I was wanted

And that made you feel so haunted

You begged me to come back

Then I got a bright idea

To just pretend

That I was your best friend

While I planned out this scheme

To make it seem

Like we were gonna live the dream

But I hated you

At the same time I loved you too

But I’m petty as fuck

I was gonna fuck you up

Before I left,

Like a grand auto theft

So when you decided to get my name 

Tattooed on your side

Of course I helped you decide

Cause I knew that it would have you dying

If I dumped you while the ink was still drying

So as soon as it was done

I told you the jig was up

That you fucked up

I’m not as stupid as you think,

Cause I’m not the one covered in my ex lover’s ink.

– Heidi Lill